401
💀👑 + ☀️👨⚕️ = 💖
404
percy: if you have 7 chairs and 10 children, what do you do?
jason: get 3 more chairs
nico: kill 3 kids
406
410
i can’t believe we’re gonna lose twitter before percy jackson and the olympian airs ... where am i gonna be unhinged then
411
415
annabeth: somebody stole the camp thesaurus
percy: I perceive your concern however I am not cognizant of the perpetrator
420
annabeth: i heard some idiot tried to fight a giant squid today
percy (covered in ink): maybe the squid was being an assh*le
424
leo: do you guys know where i could get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it?
nico: that’s a cross
leo: across from where?
425
percy jackson is the type of guy to ask the waiter “what’s the damage” before they hand him the check