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hazel: i'm cold
frank: oh, take my jacket
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calypso: i'm cold
leo: *sets the world on fire*
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what could've been 🥲 edited by the talented @percjvckson 🔱
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monster: i'm going to kill you
percy jackson: i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor
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percy after the last olympian: finally i get a break and actually enjoy my life
hera, about to erase his memories:
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annabeth: somebody stole the camp thesaurus
percy: I perceive your concern however I am not cognizant of the perpetrator
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percy creating percy, not a
a plan: minute later:
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me, circa 2012, after reading the ending of mark of athena:
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percy and annabeth: *falls to Tartarus*
nico to the rest of the crew:
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zeus: who are you?
demigod: i'm your son
zeus:
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percy jackson to the gods asking him to go on a quest after he just finished one:
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percy: we got a dam problem
piper: what?
percy:
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“look, i didn’t want to be a half-blood” is one of the most ICONIC opening lines in literature
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me every day waiting for the pjo cast announcements knowing damn well we're not getting them anytime soon:
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percy jackson when zeus offered him immortality in front of annabeth:
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monster: *hurts percy*
percy: lmao ok
monster: *hurts annabeth*
percy:
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how do we feel about the new pjo covers? 🔱👀
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ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ
ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ
ˡᵒᵛᵉ percy jackson ˡᵒᵛᵉ
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ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ
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jason: you okay?
percy: *𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴* i’m straight up vibin bro
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me outside the disney+ hq waiting for the percy jackson cast announcement:
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percy [smiling]: a year ago i married my best friend
percy: annabeth's still angry about it, but grover and i were drunk and thought it was hilarious
out of context stuff on the riordanverse books & pjo disney+ show • spoilery • no. 1 lavinia asimov stan • pfp by velsmells