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percy: why does will call you babygirl
nico: how about we stop talking for a while
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leo: so here’s the tea
frank: for the last time, it’s called a “mission report”
leo: do you want the tea or not?
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percy: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
piper: you’re a hazard to society
annabeth: and a coward. do twenty.
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percy: you call it a near death experience, i call it a vibe check from the gods.
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annabeth: i’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power
luke: of course i have. you ever tried going mad without power? it’s boring. no one listens to you
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who do we need to bully to get a song of achilles miniseries adaptation
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i think that we, as a society, moved on far too quickly from this pjo fanart twitter.com/velsmells/stat…
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percy (badly injured and bleeding out on the ground): gods i hope this doesn’t humble me
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nico di angelo (upon leaving lotus hotel): i’ve got no records, no passport, no id, no birth certificate. no birth name. the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”
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jason: you took advice from OCTAVIAN?
reyna: it’s called hitting rock bottom, jason
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kronos [menacingly]: i’m going to bully you with your worst trauma
percy: bold of you to assume you can pick one out
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do you think when nico sometimes visits the Underworld that he ever met or interacted with achilles and patroclus? that patroclus starts telling him stories of how he secretly yearned for achilles nearly all his life, and nico feeling that bone-deep hurt— 1/4
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percy: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this one
nico: it’s manslaughter then
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friendly reminder that percy’s neutral face is the same as poseidon’s brooding one. that he looks so fierce when fighting multiple demigods thought him an enemy. that hazel mistook him as a roman god upon first seeing him when he looked furious and murderous.
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yes i love badass nico di angelo but i love his soft side more. it’s so underrated. he was the only one who noticed hestia, always properly polite to everyone, & was kind to Bob when he didn’t need to be, thus inadvertently saving percy & annabeth in HoH 🥹🫠
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love nico di angelo or not you gotta admit that “i am the son of Hades. i go where i wish. the darkness is my birthright.” is one of the COLDEST lines in the entire riordanverse
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annabeth chase behavior twitter.com/Noorthevirgo/s…