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monster: i'm going to kill you
percy jackson: i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor
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andrew garfield's peter parker is best friends with percy jackson, they told me so themselves
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she wears short skirts i fell into Tartatus. she's cheer captain and I'm in Tartarus
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looks like a certain demigod needs to give a certain unhinged god his lightning bolt back twitter.com/epppyyy/status…
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i think that we, as a society, moved on far too quickly from this pjo fanart twitter.com/velsmells/stat…
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therapy: expensive
re-reading the lightning thief: free
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me: give percy jackson a break he’s been through enough!
uncle rick: he’ll be completing quests with annabeth & grover to get three recommendation letters from the gods to get into college
me: OH MY GOD PERCY WILL BE COMPLETING QUESTS WITH ANNABETH AND GROV
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is fall into the deepest pits of hell with you
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percy (amnesiac): do i know you?
nico (not an empath): no
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nico di angelo world domination 💀👑
🎨 by the amazing @Velinxi ✨
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percy jackson has stolen the Declaration of Independence
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i know this would never happen but i would KILL for walker scobell as percy narrating the series, arrested development style
- freeze frame to percy being thrown through a wall and him narrating "am i a troubled kid? yeah. you could say that :/"
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“i read the lightning thief because of you” is a love language
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percy jackson is a nepo baby
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percy: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
piper: you’re a hazard to society
annabeth: and a coward. do twenty.