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therapy: $90/hr
re-reading percy jackson and the olympians: $0
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rick riordan teasing about poseidon’s actor on logan lerman’s birthday is so rick riordan of him 😭😭😭
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me: i have no fear
y’all: what if they cast chris pratt as Hades?
me:
me: one fear
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i'm not sorry for the person i'll become when the logan lerman romcom releases
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percy:
🤨
≤))≥
🗡/ \
/ \ percy stans:
/ \ 🥺 “he’s so
/ \ ≤((≥ cute & tiny”
_/ \_ _| \_
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percy jackson be like “it is what it is” after going through one of the most traumatic experiences of his life
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friendly reminder that when grover dies, so does percy AND percy won’t see him on Elysium because grover will likely be reincarnated as a plant
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“people are allowed to dislike a fictional character” WRONG no one’s allowed to dislike percy jackson
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say what you want about percy jackson but if a toddler handed him a fake phone he would answer it
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