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Me: “I think I’d make a great keeper. You couldn’t get a shot past me if you tried.”
Her:
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Once again in the interest of keeping everyone (players & fans) as informed as possible, here is an updated list of what we as players know and don’t know as the first group gets set to report to training camp tomorrow.
#WeWantToPlay
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He’s a Watt.
He’s good for some solid rebounding, a couple dunks and 5 hard fouls a game, but that’s about it.
We start stepping outside the paint, it turns into a fish out of water situation real quick. 😂 twitter.com/DerekWatt34/st…
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Thinking of entering them in the Westminster Dog Show.
Strengths:
- Napping
- Swimming
- Eating
Weaknesses:
- Easily fooled by the tennis ball “fake throw”
- Controlling excitement around new people
- Can’t shoot a basket like Air Bud... yet. twitter.com/FOXTV/status/1…
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Underrated. twitter.com/steelers/statu…
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Dad: There’s only one pancake left, who wants it?
My brothers and I:
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@elonmusk how much are they for everyone else?
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Just saw that Alex Smith has been cleared for full football activity, what an incredible return.
Couldn’t be happier to hear it, truly rooting for his success.
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Two random facts about the pups...
Finley knows when I’m getting ready to leave for workouts so she hides and refuses to go outside.
Tex loves butter. He’s never had it, but anytime he sees or smells butter, he goes nuts.
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Full slate of Premier League matches followed by @KealiaOhai in the NWSL Championship game!!
We won’t be moving from this spot for the next few hours.
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Finished up my zoom meetings for the night and walked out of my office straight into Italy apparently 😂😂
@KealiaOhai with the homemade pasta hanging all over the kitchen. Love to see it!
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Dropping the temperature by about 30 degrees would be a great start. twitter.com/HoustonChron/s…
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Tried to come up with a roast for about 20 minutes. I got nothing. Solid pictures guys.
(Derek where did your neck go?)
Damnit, couldn’t even make it through one entire nice tweet. twitter.com/steelers/statu…
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Incredible wedding gift from @Gatorade 🙏🏼🙏🏼
I remember watching MTV Cribs when I was in middle school and seeing all the famous people have Cristal in their fridge and thinking that was the thing that meant you “made it” 😂😂
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You know the rookies did something wrong yesterday when this shows up in your locker
😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
This was pure comedy. twitter.com/HoustonTexans/…
Dream Big. Work Hard.