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midday naps.
loathed as a child,
revered in adulthood.
503
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
504
I scroll through door dash for like an hour before I pick a restaurant man...
You’re gonna have to give me a second to choose a new team and city. twitter.com/KylerDHopkins/…
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Clappin an absolute heater up where grandma keeps the good stuff.
Just wish I had the lettuce and lip sweater to match the dangles.
Wouldn’t mind doing a few years on the pond after I hang up the cleats someday.
🥅 twitter.com/theScore/statu…
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Couldn’t make it past the first few minutes of this...
Flying from NYC to Houston the day after the draft in 2011, I had hopes of building a great connection with the city.
Those thoughts never came close to the actual bond that’s been created.
Forever grateful.
🙏🏼🤘🏼 twitter.com/SportsRadio610…
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pups first day in the city.
(this photo has been the most successful part of the experiment so far)
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this was you after the last set... twitter.com/_TJWatt/status…
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Anyone who can look that stunningly beautiful (and wear that much white) while crushing a plate of wings right before her wedding ceremony... has to be the perfect woman.
And I couldn’t possibly be more thankful & proud to call her my wife.
Happy Anniversary @KealiaOhai!
♥️💙
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Waking up this morning to a flood of $99 donations to @WattFoundation from Houston and cities all over the country (presumably attempts at bribes, judging by the messages attached with some 😂)
Kids all over the country will benefit from your generosity.
I’m truly thankful.
🙏🏼
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Houston, I wanted you to hear this directly from me...
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Mike Parson and his entire equipment staff are incredible people who went above and beyond to help every player in the locker room every single day.
A great man and a great staff who shouldn’t be out of work for long.
Anybody would be lucky to have them.
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Aaron Donald is an absolutely incredible player. I love watching him play & he’s headed to the Hall of Fame without question. This has nothing to do with AD personally.
This is me saying what my brother won’t.
TJ played 1 less game and STILL led the NFL in every major category.
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@PFTCommenter it’s the least I could do really. Happy Birthday PFT. Hope you have 100% reason to remember the day.
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Today is the day that this incredible, strong, beautiful woman was born and I couldn’t be more thankful that her journey through life eventually led to the crossing of our two paths.
I love you more than I can properly put into words.
Happy Birthday @KealiaOhai 👑🎂
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(yes, I switched the order from 2 pizzas to 3 pizzas when I ordered the second time. Don’t judge me.)
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Kea and I wanted to order pizza.
I went to put the order in online, but didn’t think it went through, so I ordered again.
Well the order did go through and now we have 5 pizzas, 2 orders of meatballs and our very own complimentary insulated delivery bag 😂🤦🏼♂️
Dream Big. Work Hard.