801
Just saw the Astros score.
That can’t be real, right?
804
Thank you all.
It’s gonna be a great year!
🙏🏼🙏🏼
807
I refuse to accept this French Dip slander. twitter.com/jpiacenza/stat…
808
Dog needs a haircut. No groomers in the area have any availability for at least a month...
Do I give this thing a go myself?
It didn’t work out that well when I tried to cut @_TJWatt hair last time and I care a lot more about how Tex looks than how TJ looks...
809
Might want to block that guy....
Sackkkkkk!!!!!!!
@_TJWatt
810
Mike Parson and his entire equipment staff are incredible people who went above and beyond to help every player in the locker room every single day.
A great man and a great staff who shouldn’t be out of work for long.
Anybody would be lucky to have them.
814
Very tough day around the league for injuries yesterday.
Hate to see it, never wish injury on anyone.
Hoping for successful and speedy recoveries for everyone.
🙏🏼🙏🏼
815
New lesson learned from experience: when throwing your mom a surprise birthday party 4 months before her actual birthday (because you & your brothers are in season during her real B-Day) make sure you yell WHY you’re yelling “surprise” otherwise she will be very confused 😂😂😂
816
Dirt cups need to be more popular.
Middle school birthday celebrations should not have a monopoly on such a delicious treat.
817
“weird and awkward all at the same time” 😂😂😂 twitter.com/HoustonTexans/…
819
Exactly 1 year and 1 day after tearing your ACL on that exact same field. To watch you work so hard and come back and be even better, I’m so incredibly proud of you and inspired by you @KealiaOhai. twitter.com/houstondash/st…
822
THIS ENERGY!!!
I feel like I just made mat. twitter.com/HodaAndJenna/s…
825
The potato pancake is highly underrated.
Dream Big. Work Hard.