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still thinking a about accidental baby acquisition trope with lqr acquiring baby foxxian!
dragons are notoriously homogenous, rarely straying far from their mountains . lqr is on a routine hunt when he finds the tiny, shivering fox cub, napping in the middle of dragon territory
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ljy, calling lsz: help! jin ling’s been bitten on the leg by a snake! what do we do ?
lsz: elevate and apply pressure
ljy, lifting snake real high: apologise or else!
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spy!lwj has a one night stand with a beautiful bartender while on a mission, but has to leave the next morning before his lover wakes up.
5 years later a child runs into his leg, falling over. lwj helps him up, his heart stuttering when he sees his own eyes blink back at him.
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#pregxianseason
thinking about a wangxian post canon au where wwx wakes up one morning, sleepily making his way over to lwj and climbing into his lap. lwj begins to rub wwxs belly, but then freezes.
“this is…” hope seeps through his voice. wwx looks up, confused.
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wei wuxian saying lan wangji’s name = instant serotonin
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crimebossji meeting younger wwx who works as a barista in some local cafe
wwx keeps flirting with him, and lwj loves it. his men are shocked when lwj keeps going back
wwx: and will that be takeout or have in ?
lwj: do you come with it?
Wwx: ? 😳😮😰🥰
lwj: take out
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accidental baby acquisition except it’s lqr accidentally acquiring a baby wwx !!
lqr: …
baby wwx: *smiles*
lqr: I love him and if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself
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wwx comes to class one day with an oddly shaped bulge in his robes, just over his stomach.
“Is he pregnant?” someone whispers in the back, followed by a yelp & a hiss of “shut up, jingyi!”
wwx smiles, turning to face the class, “There’s been a…situation. lz is now a rabbit.”
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wang yibo but he gets more buff each year —
#WangYibo
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popping in after too many months to say wangxian au with accidental hualian parent acquisition by baby wwx 😭
hc, too busy staring at xl’s 🍑 to notice the literal child chewing on his robes: …
bby wwx: daddy?
hc: do I look —
bby wwx: 🥺🥺🥺
hc: … this child is now mine