1602
feel free to get drunk at my funeral. it’s what i would’ve wanted.
1605
she replied bc she's nice, not because she likes u👍
1607
if i had a bf i’d simply never breathe the same air as another guy ever again
1608
cashier: would u like to donate to st. jude?
me:
1609
telling someone the truth is a loving act
1610
attracted to u in ways i can’t explain.
1614
i hate when i accidentally know something that i shouldn’t know.
1617
me watching him get everything he’s worked so hard for
1618
idc how old i am, i’ll still fuck up a lunchable
1619
as a girlfriend i really will do anything for u.
1622
white girls luv saying “ on gang “ , what gang sarah ? The KKK
