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culinary students be like “i got lasanya due at 11:59”
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dababy pr team consistently fighting for their life twitter.com/nojumper/statu…
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the feds when they tryna book lil durk and hear "this shit all fake"
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visual representation of mfs on twitter havin esex
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bitches got 16 vibrators 7 dildos and 4 butt plugs talking bout “my life a movie” yeah toy story
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UK mfs be rappіng about guns in a peppa pig accent
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