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you were fine until you said bing bong
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girls be getting “和平、爱情、性瘾” on their back thinking it’s a happy quote
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crack a hell of a drug 😭
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my girl painted her toes white and dyed her hair red
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"zendaya mid" PULL HER THEN
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you can unfollow me but you’re never getting back those brain cells u lost from reading my tweets
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is drake trollin rn
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This looks like a promo poster for a new Purge movie twitter.com/RepThomasMassi…
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they using HAMMERS now i give up twitter.com/WENTSlLLY/stat…
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due to inflation 6 inches is now 9 inches
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they done arrested a ninja turtle twitter.com/slcpd/status/1…
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i’m not arguing w a girl with big tiddies she say shut up and i say “yes mommy”
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ppl that go 5+ fear absolutely nothing twitter.com/mldiffley/stat…
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you ever text a girl “hey” and she reply “wassup”? well excuse me my dawg 💀
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me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
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this male birth control got me feelin like a bad bitch
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y'all be safe out here tomorrow 😭
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bro is hanging by a bed sheet and rope attached to a bike w a box fan soaring above the clouds