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short mfs be like “who want me” bro santa's workshop 😭
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they be taking the worst pics of lil baby 😭 twitter.com/elixirgeniuss/…
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they always used to ask phineas and ferb “aren’t you a little young to be buying this” then hand them an ak-47
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tom holland a better man than me cuz if i was filming w aunt may and zendaya we’d be makin a different movie
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bitches got 16 vibrators 7 dildos and 4 butt plugs talking bout “my life a movie” yeah toy story
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yea i love NFTs
N - nice
F - fat
T - tiddies
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this man really left his girl in a room with a bee and she folded
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@sneerid imagine they in there talkin shit
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the masculine urge to 😍 react her ig story
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every other night??? i'd be wit god by now
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imagine u in court and they bring out nardwuar as a witness
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my daily routine is simple i wake up and spread hate and negativity
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dec 24: christmas eve
dec 25: christmas day
dec 26-30: every day feels like a sunday, proof that time is a social construct
dec 31: new year's eve
jan 1: new year's day
jan 2: reality hits
jan 3: depression returns
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how can sperm swim and you can’t? bro that was YOU
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LMAOO shit look like a verizon commercial gg yall twitter.com/BNNBreaking/st…
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we really went from 2021 to 2022 in 12 months 😭😭🤦♂️
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US history funny asl bro how you run in a theater and catch the president lacking LMFAOO
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??????? batman couldn't get this out of me
fuckin around 💰