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iphone alerts be thinking you batman 😭 mfs searching for bane twitter.com/B__Hen/status/…
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i got read receipts on imessage so they can see exactly what time i didn’t give a fuck
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girls who listen to music are the best type of girls
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why this pic of donkey from shrek in 4000K
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we sending nudes to aliens bruh TF ARE WE DOING 😭 twitter.com/nypost/status/…
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culinary students be like “i got lasanya due at 11:59”
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need a comically large piano to fall on top of me
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future look like he boutta protect winterfell from a white walker army twitter.com/DiscussingRap/…
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"immigrants are taking our jobs” my brother in christ you haven’t filled out a job application in 5 years
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walmart brand gunna out here showin cleavage like a bad bitch twitter.com/HoodFamousTV_/…
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bro coulda took out a mortgage w that twitter.com/Chop_Nasty/sta…
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unshare it twitter.com/DiscussingFilm…
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twitter crazy cuz i can just post this and everybody know
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mfs be scared to moan during sex i be barking like pop smoke
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netflix be like "damn they like us? cancel the good shit, increase price, and put ads in"
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imagine you go to jail and young thug is your cell mate
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fell asleep w the led lights on red i thought i woke up in hell
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when starbucks get the nipple tip?! twitter.com/StilllAlec/sta…
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girls be getting “和平、爱情、性瘾” on their back thinking it’s a happy quote
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it was a g.i. jane joke twitter.com/DailyMirror/st…
fuckin around 💰