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bitches got 16 vibrators 7 dildos and 4 butt plugs talking bout “my life a movie” yeah toy story
652
tom holland a better man than me cuz if i was filming w aunt may and zendaya we’d be makin a different movie
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they always used to ask phineas and ferb “aren’t you a little young to be buying this” then hand them an ak-47
655
they be taking the worst pics of lil baby 😭 twitter.com/elixirgeniuss/…
656
short mfs be like “who want me” bro santa's workshop 😭
657
since we all grown now i was stealing y’all mechanical pencils
659
when it's career day and yo dad walk in wit his NFT collection
660
headphones ain't enough i need the song inside me
661
mfs be tryna say “yt” as “white” meanwhile i'm reading that shit as “youtube” 💀
662
girls w deep voices be like “i need a man 😩” .. listen batman, the city needs you 💀
663
pregnancy is onlyfans version of tearing an ACL
664
michael jordan's parents reaIIy named him after a shoe
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mfs be asking where the bіtches at but never look within themselves
667
you can unfollow me but you’re never getting back those brain cells u lost from reading my tweets
670
Bіtches be 39 talking “watch the glow up” bіtch you about to dіe
671
College will reaIIy humble you. I don’t even think i’m smart anymore LMAOOHELPMEOOO
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still can’t believe y’all let this shit slide twitter.com/Complex/status…
674
Other rappers: she a hoe
J Cole: her name іs hope, but the "p" is siIent on the weekends
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who gives af what a kid named Owen has to say twitter.com/MarcSallinger/…
fuckin around 💰