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they always used to ask phineas and ferb “aren’t you a little young to be buying this” then hand them an ak-47
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mosquitos better watch out before i start sucking back
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how can sperm swim and you can’t? bro that was YOU
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i only been in love like 2 times y’all out here just loving anybody 💀
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headphones ain't enough i need the song inside me
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@TeamDreamville what the fuck did u just say
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due to inflation 6 inches is now 9 inches
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This looks like a promo poster for a new Purge movie twitter.com/RepThomasMassi…
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you ever text a girl “hey” and she reply “wassup”? well excuse me my dawg 💀
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sitting zesty asl twitter.com/NormaIPresiden…
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you were fine until you said bing bong
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would the turtles do anything for me if i was going extinct??