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🌱🏛️ hkvh
🏛️: "I don't know... I think Alhaitham and I would never become friends again." ಠ︵ಠ
⚖️: "You just need some long and cozy roommate bondage time."
🌿: "You mean bonding time?"
⚖️: "I said what I said."
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🌱🏛️ haikaveh out at the grocery store to stock up their supplies.
Just as their overflowing cart gets closer on the line to the cashier, Alhaitham suddenly says that he forgot to grab something.
"Stay here."
And off he runs to disappear in the dairy aisle.
It should be fine.
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When the Akasha shut down, Kaveh started dreaming of his past life.
At first, he thought it was just some bullshit conjured by his mind. Others dream of becoming slimes or reuniting with loved ones. Kaveh dreams of wearing a crown of flowers in the middle of an oasis, with a man
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🌱🏛️#haikaveh leaks, angst
Changes are due to happen in Sumeru after Alhaitham's team rescued the Dendro Archon and overthrew Azar.
The most significant one, for Kaveh at least, is that they can now dream after the Akasha has been shut down.
And Kaveh is plagued by his dreams.
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🌱🏛️ haikaveh
You know when couples are extremely comfortable with each other and one would often slap the other's butt as a greeting just because they feel like doing it?
Instead of fixating on Alhaitham's boobs, what if Kaveh develops this habit once they start dating?
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🌱🏛️ haikaveh
"Where did you get that?"
Kaveh rolls his eyes at Alhaitham's question.
"I bought it at Port Ormos." He sets the plump green plushie on the table, careful so it wont roll off again. "You're quite fond of them so I brought it home."
"Kaveh, that's an Aranara..."
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Alhaitham started asking for rent coz Kaveh's too worried to inconvenience 🌱
🌱: "Why's your hair dripping wet? Is the hairdryer broken?"
🏛️: "Nah, just dont like using it."
🌱: "Then why's your shirt all wrinkled?"
🏛️: "Haha, Im too lazy to iron."
🌱: ಠ_ಠ
🏛️: ಠ◡ಠ
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🌱🏛️ #haikaveh
When Alhaitham opened the door to his room this isn't what he was expecting.
It should have been the clutter of his books, a line of forgotten cups of coffee, an overwhelming silence. Instead, he's welcomed by the sight of Kaveh wearing his Akademiya uniform.
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"How has realizing your ideals gone for you?"
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🌱🏛️ #haikaveh implied impreg
#Pregnantkaveh continuation?
"I'm losing my children to the Akademiya." Kaveh whines before flopping over the wooden desk.
"Oh, shut it. You're being dramatic." Tighnari pushes his arm off the pile of papers and books. "Besides, you only have one
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haikaveh lenses
Instead of "understanding," perhaps all we need is just "companionship."
It's okay if Alhaitham doesn't understand art the way Kaveh does, as long as he's there to support you and listen to your joys and sorrows, it'll work out.
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is it just the angle or is Kaveh really the smallest tall male character?
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Pregnant Kaveh and food coma.
On the last trimester of his pregnancy, Alhaitham and Kaveh started a new routine.
After each meal, the Grand Sage would convince the other to do light exercises or short walks just so the fully pregnant blond wouldn't fall asleep.
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🌱🏛️🔞 #haikaveh
There are things that one shouldn't impulsively do without considering the repercussions of one's actions.
Certainly, fcking his junior on the night of his graduation party shouldn't be considered one of those. Afterall, it was Kaveh's idea of a farewell.
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🌱🏛️ as genshin players
🌱: reads the entire character skill description, guaranteed to 36⭐ the abyss. dodges well, memorized the moves of the bosses, optimized team comps, crack builds, could be a zhongli main, logs in for dailies and resin then out, declines Kaveh's coop req.
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🌱🏛️ #haikaveh
Since the Akasha was used by the Akademiya as a surveillance system over all of their officials, a feature was added to monitor their vital signs.
The random guy tasked by Azar to monitor their Scribe was often befuddled by the sudden spikes in his heart rate. twitter.com/mushroomon_/st…
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🌱🏛️ haikaveh
Insomniac Kaveh and the mysterious neighbor who plays the piano at 3 am.
The first time he heard it, Kaveh thought of the horror stories that the old ladies used to scare the rowdy children of their apartment building.
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// Genshin 3.6 Event Spoiler
"...those who do consider your feelings certainly wouldn't want you to push yourself."
the way they looked at each other when Tighnari said that? such married couple behavior, I love them
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Haitham's dear roommate said he'll just go grab a snack but hasnt come back in an hour.
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Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham you will be missed. 🥹
We're back to Scribe Haitham shenanigans but with a higher salary.
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Kaveh running around the Akademiya while Alhaitham's calmly walking.
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Alhaitham as the Grand Sage attending a meeting with the Qixing will head straight to the buffet and pack all the fruits and desserts he knows Kaveh will like. 😫
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Emcee: "Representing Kshahrewar, Kaveh!"
Me:
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WE? KAVEH WHO'S WE?
Your anonymous fan?
what you scared people might intercept the letter and know who you're living with?
nsfw they/them
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