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Try to tell me this couple isn’t killing this rn
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Yo message 2 all people who sell nudies:
Make sure you turn off geotags on your phone.
If you send a picture to someone and they save it to their phone the location in which you took that picture will be in the picture’s data and show up on a map in the “places” folder
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Naked brothers band walked so tame impala could run and that’s just that
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Bro I’ve been sitting here crying for the last 30 minutes
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So u tellin me oatmeal raised this cookie?
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Bro my girlfriend just ordered a a 16 oz ribeye , 2 full lobsters and 2 sides. Fuck. Yes.
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Noooooo babe don’t kill yourself I got cornbread in the oven
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Shutup I’m listening to Jesus Is King twitter.com/DojaCat/status…
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do i really love her or is her forehead just big 🤔🤔
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The boyfriend, the girlfriend twitter.com/MIOTHEGEMINI/s…
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Officially decided I’m not allowed to have my phone after 4 am anymore
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Stay home if you sicc
Come over if you thicc
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If a pregnant lady eats pop rocks then the baby explodes
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So... don’t raise your voice? twitter.com/justdarell/sta…
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I don’t send dick pics and I never have. My dicks like an indie band you have to see it live to really understand it
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It’s funny how people sleep. I sleep on my side. My girl sleeps on her belly. And the rest of the world sleeps on me
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