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If a pregnant lady eats pop rocks then the baby explodes
77
WASOP Yual it DoJA haCkin DaDy”s PhOan. HAaaaaaAaaan daDie u gAt Haqu’d
78
4TOUNCE MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW. THANK YALL SO MUCH. IM HYPE
youtu.be/exKuhz21uR0
79
Listening to Britney Spears toxic on this plane wondering why I even bother making music if this already exists. Also trying not to have an anxiety attack bc this pilot is loving this flying shit a little 2 much rn.
80
My therapist told me I tend to over romanticize situations lmfao
Can’t believe this chick was hitting on me that’s so unprofessional
84
Lmfao on this plane and the baby infront of me keeps pointing to what is very clearly a plane and calling it a car. I am so much more fucking smart than this baby it is insane. I could destroy this baby in a game of mental destruction.
85
I just woke up here’s me completely butchering a song I wrote for a lady friend girl
87
Yo message 2 all people who sell nudies:
Make sure you turn off geotags on your phone.
If you send a picture to someone and they save it to their phone the location in which you took that picture will be in the picture’s data and show up on a map in the “places” folder
88
I downloaded Katy perry hot n cold when I was in middle school off limewire and renamed it to a soulja boy song in iTunes so that nobody knew and I want to come clean I can’t carry this anymore
90
If that’s YOUR girl why is she texting ME to cover her shift 😂😂😂 hold her close bro
92
I like my coffee like i like my women
With a big ass forehead
93
I just wanna know why a McChicken cost me a dollar but a feet pic cost me 50$
94
Can y’all like support your god damn friends and stop acting like your too cool for literally everything. Loosen up that yellow turtleneck and show love to the little guys you pretensious lil art dweebed butterbean
95
I didn’t even know you had sex with people on tinder i thought you just match and then text once and like each other’s tweets for the next year
99
WhT part of “heyyy bighead” did you not get? I’m obviously in love with you
SIGNED CDS AND VINYLS FOR MY NEW RECORD BELOW