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Shadow the hedgehog fucked my wife
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Who wants to have sex with me?
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At 300k followers I’ll spread my ass cheeks
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At 1 million followers can I just leak my nudes on twitter .com?
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If this gets 100 retweets I’ll make my profile picture my feet for a week
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I’m sexually attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog
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Sex is a great way to make friends
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever feared that your friends are moving on and forgetting about you??? have you ever felt like you’re becoming a distant memory to the people around you??? have you???
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OHHH MY GAAAWD!!!!
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In case you need to hear this today:
- You are loved
- You are needed
- You have a great Ass
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Dude just spanked my ass while I was doing squats at the gym!!! When I stood up he said “oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend” I just smiled and when he was bench pressing I dropped a 30Lb weight on his balls.
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Nothing wrong with being friend zoned, at least you have friends
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I just went through a very traumatic experience. Please send me comfy pics I need to calm down
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STFU MY ASS IS FAT OK!! 💔