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me: good day officer, is there a problem?
officer: *draws gun and shoots me 8 times in the skull*
the mr incredible plushie sitting on my dashboard:
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and so, on that special day, not only did keem find a dollar in the woods, but he also found... a heart.
The End twitter.com/RightWingCope/…
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one piece fans when episode 85030 releases and they find out that the one piece is actually a decomposing squirrel corpse in a shoebox
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when I'm playing gmod sandbox and it devolves into mindless noclip fights twitter.com/badgertoohot/s…
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4chan users when they find out that years of secluded mysogynistic hatred and a lack of emotional awareness can make a person unlovable, and it's entirely their own fault for being this way (shocker)
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driving to the nearest reboot van vvvrrroooooommmm
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sitting in the back of the most godawful smelling uber ride right now (pretty sure bro shit himself) trying to hold back my laughter at this video twitter.com/arainydancer/s…
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me if I was in the avengers: so uhhh 😅 anyone here play celeste?
hulk: *crushes a stray cat between his fingers*
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ummm... sugoi much? talk about an anime explosion! eat the taki mas! (that means I am fucking hungry in naruto language) AH! sumimasen! I almost forgot! remem ber to be a fucking ninja and kill the bad guys with rasengan!!! 私は私の犬を撃った!!!! that means HAVE A GREAT DAY!! twitter.com/duolingo/statu…
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bitch wife: "no more gaming"
me: "gaming is in my BLOOD. gaming 'til I die!!!"
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me trying to make the other hostages laugh when the shooter isn't looking
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(in cool guy voice) yah glubby bub gub lubba dubby
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name a bigger upgrade twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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guulty geare briget personality used to be yo yo... now is gender.... the woke ruining yo yo... i am fucking old.
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pig: oink
guy doing punch thing: hi
the balance in my bank account after the divorce settlement: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰
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i like running over pedestrians twitter.com/jpmoney1999/st…
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yakuza: dame daniel! it's me, yakuza! baka mi tyler's in trouble, we gotta help him!
dame donny: peh, dame daniel, haven't heard that dame da name in a long time. you're 5 years baka mi too late if you think I'm still the hon ma hero I once was... twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ninja Blevins: "ninja pacifiers! I want your b-"
Goku: "do not ever finish that fucking sentence."
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