1951
Write Sci-fi novels, do a national podcast, run a successful company, take care of a ranch and 9 pets, all with one hand tied behind my back.
And that's just while you're crying about me tweeting too much. twitter.com/danturner3000/…
1952
Nice not to have to walk on eggshells on Twitter - not worrying about getting permanently suspended for absolutely nothing or a joke.
1953
I would say Twitter is fun again - but I think this is the first time it's ever been fun.
1954
Do you want some peanut butter with your "Jelly"? 😂 twitter.com/Benks_tech/sta…
1955
1956
😂😂😂- It's dumb that I'm laughing way too hard at this. twitter.com/MrFrancis1986/…
1957
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. twitter.com/Johnmcurtis/st…
1958
Breaking ... somebody nobody has ever heard of just deleted his Twitter account. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1960
Vaxxed and "Boosted Within an Inch of (Her) Life" Whoopi Goldberg Returns to The View After "Rough" Second COVID Illness This Year thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/vaxxed… via @gatewaypundit
1961
TRIGGERED !!!! 😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/jody84817697/s…
1962
TRIGGERED !!!! 😂😂😂 twitter.com/BlueRobotDesig…
1963
Do you think this might make the Left even more angry? 😂
1964
Just so you know -
The reason @elonmusk is replying to some conservative accounts is because we laugh, have fun, meme, kid around, and don't take ourselves too seriously.
It's not fun replying to crybaby Karens who are pissed off 24/7 at everything, everybody, for every reason.
1966
Matthew is having a soy nuclear meltdown because Elon replies to us. 😂😂😂😂 Love it! twitter.com/MattGertz/stat…
1967
Breaking ... @mtgreenee has been reinstated on Twitter.
1968
@elonmusk All Karens should have to pay $14.
1969
LMAO - Elon is calling out the liberal crybabies. 😂
1970
@elonmusk Maybe 4 1/2 inch Nails would’ve been a more appropriate name.
1971
Reminder … Jewels and I won’t be doing our podcast this week. We’re taking a week off for Thanksgiving.
1973
CBS is just now getting ahold of Hunter's laptop - 😂😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/CBS_Herridge/s…
1975
Can you teach me how to sing through your nose, like you do? It sounds painful, but it might be fun. twitter.com/richardmarx/st…
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