1777
I’m not kidding …
If you want the funniest people on Twitter, the best memers on Twitter, and the most honest patriots on Twitter - read my replies.
The Catturd army makes this account, not me.
1778
When you're young, you want to live near a bar.
When you get old, you just want to be near your own bathroom.
1779
Would the #puppyturd owners be willing to do a 1 year anniversary reunion with all 9 pups here at the Catturd ranch? Love to see them all together again . I’ll pay the cost to put everyone up in a nice place.
@wings_pirate
@pupturds
@BrownieTurd
1780
Why are Leftist such weak, gullible, programmed, government sheep?
1784
@Alyssa_Milano You’re such a great judge of character - 😂
1786
@elonmusk @StephenKing He wants it to fail - who cares what he thinks. He’ll bash you either way.
1787
Robert here knows how to run a business better than Elon Musk - 😂😂😂😂Because he's in the SOftWaRE InDUstRy 😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/PNWLong/status…
1788
I'll take clueless people who didn't read the article and are now making a joke of themselves but don't even realize it - for $1000 Alex. 😂 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1789
Yes - Our podcast will be back Monday. twitter.com/marymcgarr1957…
1791
1792
Here's who Elon Musk likes to talk to on Twitter — including Catturd nypost.com/2022/11/26/who… via @nypost
1794
Flashback #puppyturds - Pirate learns to howl.
1795
Yes, I thought this was fried chicken at first, too. 😂 twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/…
1796
Please, please, oh please let me see Donald Trump, Kayne West, and Joe Biden on a debate stage together. 😂
Talk about must watch -🍿
1797
So love watching the #puppyturds growing up. twitter.com/wings_pirate/s…
1799
I'm laughing way too hard at this. twitter.com/Cgm89Chas/stat…
Chief Turd