2001
We should give Ukraine another 33 billion dollars … that should really help our country during Joe Biden’s historic economic collapse.
👉 (farting sound)
2002
Good morning and Happy Easter weekend.
2003
Dear people giving to Liz Cheney's campaign ...
Your money + toilet = flush
2004
Breaking …
I’ll no longer refer to Joe Biden as the basement dummy - from now on, he’ll be the recession dummy.
2005
The one in the back I’m naming Yoda -
The one in the front I’m naming Chubs.
2006
The reason I'm not worried about the W.H.O. is because I'll never do anything they say - just like I didn't participate in COVID hysteria.
You have constitutional guaranteed rights and Biden can't sign them away.
Tell them all to go to hell, laugh, and show them a Constitution.
2007
Have they announced what the cause of Taylor Hawkins death was yet?
2008
Just saw an alive 3rd kitten. I put some food out in the garage with the garage door cracked open. It got out of the garage before I was able to close it.
2009
YES !!! Blackface Hitler getting what he deserves. Love this. twitter.com/AndersonAfDMdE…
2011
Pennsylvania runs elections like Joe Biden runs the country.
2013
The real reason liberals are melting down over Fox not showing the kangaroo court Jan 6 hearings - is because they want it to have big overall ratings and nobody watches their liberal fake news outlets.
Watching them meltdown is hysterical.
2014
@AdamKinzinger @Liz_Cheney She lost by 40 points in her primary because like you, nobody can stand her.
2015
Good morning to everyone except people you trusted turning into swamp creatures before your eyes.
2016
Reminder ...
Lindsey Graham is about as useful as one-ply, soaking wet toilet paper in a remote truck stop bathroom.
2017
Going to sign off early tonight to play with puppies. See you tomorrow.
2018
If the Biden regime's goal was the destruction of the USA - what would they be doing different?
2020
Ladies and Gentleman - may I present the Left. twitter.com/EricMMatheny/s…
2021
Good morning to everyone except the insane communist Democrat party.
2022
Good morning to all my fellow insomniacs, night owls, and early risers. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
2024
It’s hard to say who the dumbest person in the Biden regime is - they’re all so damn dumb it makes the decision impossible.
Chief Turd