1776
If Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney had a baby - it would be Dan Crenshaw.
1777
The new algorithms are destroying Twitter. It’s amazing how bad they are.
1778
Breaking …
Matt Damon has been arrested for shaving his head without a permit.
1779
The Democrats in the House just passed a bill where you can join the military for 2 years at 18, spend two years fighting a war for the USA - then get out of the military, and you're still not old enough to buy a legal gun.
What a bunch of clowns.
1780
Me waiting for @elonmusk to bring them all back, hopefully today.
1781
@elonmusk @TheRabbitHole84 @WallStreetSilv Let’s test how many likes I can get by simply posting the boring word “the”
1782
Keep voting NO for worthless Kevin McCarthy. At least some of you still have the courage to do what’s right. twitter.com/RepBoebert/sta…
1783
Democrats ..."TAX THE RICH! CORPORATIONS ARE EVIL AND NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE! Well, except for Disney."
1785
When you're young, you want to live near a bar.
When you get old, you just want to be near your own bathroom.
1786
Don’t doubt me …
All the nice tweets from Twitter executives about @elonmusk today were fake AF … there’s a battle going on right now between the anti- free speech, woke Twitter leaders, who have lost 50% of their stock value - and Elon who’s trying to do the right thing.
1787
Reminder …
Joe Biden has COVID and nobody gives AF.
1788
You guys have been on my ass about more puppy pics - so I’m about to do some for you. Hope that’s okay?
1790
@elonmusk Twitter is about to thrive or turn into My Space.
1791
Like most people in the USA - I don’t give a damn what the divisive, embarrassing, mumbling, creepy weirdo basement dummy says today.
1792
I assume everyone working at the New York Times is a liar.
1793
How you handle the woke cult. twitter.com/Jules31415/sta…
1794
If you think liberals are panicked now because it's hot in the summer - just wait util winter when it gets cold and they tell you that's climate change, too.
1796
Recap ...
- Tucker Carlson exposes the liars in our government.
- it makes those liars butthurt because they know it's true.
- they call Tucker a racist and a Putin puppet.
- They refuse to go on Tucker's show because they know they're liars and they'll get owned.
1798
Nothing like a good old dog. twitter.com/Happydog___/st…
1799
Playing with some of these puppies for the last time is really getting to me - but I know they’ll have fantastic lives with great families.
But still - ouch.
1800
Has inside trader Nancy Pelosi secured another 10- million-dollars for her and her DUI husband in Taiwan yet?
Chief Turd