1651
Tulsi's coming out swinging against Mitt the dick. 😂
This is going to get good. twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/s…
1652
Good morning to everyone except the low-class, sleazy Biden crime family.
1654
@RepMTG McCarthy is a joke - screw him.
1655
10% to the big guy. twitter.com/FoxNews/status…
1656
I’ve got tons of friends over right now, huge cookout, keg and fireworks going off any minute.
Just kidding, I’ve been rubbing the shit off Monkey’s face for 30 minutes because Socks shit on him. 😂
- and I’m still having more fun than 99.9% of Democrat voters. 🥳
1657
Thanks to the basement dummy, the stock market is crashing again.
1658
Breaking …
Due to circumstances beyond my control, The Catturd Ranch has been changed to The Catturd Zoo.
1659
WTF ??? 😂😂😂 twitter.com/greg_price11/s…
1662
Daily reminder ....
It's. The. Jab. Stupid.
and
Mitch McConnell is a POS.
1663
Hilarious watching goofy dumbass Mark Cuban keep trying to exert himself into the Elon Musk/ Twitter debate.
The world's dumbest billionaire is so jealous, it's coming out his ears. 😂
1664
John Bolton is running for President in 2024.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1665
That means a recession is 100% guaranteed - soon. twitter.com/ArtValley818_/…
1666
It's just awful. twitter.com/nypost/status/…
1669
I wonder what other religions Zelensky will ban today in Ukraine.
1670
Breaking …
Your girlfriend waking you up in the middle of the night to talk about her feelings - now has a higher approval rating than Joe Biden.
1671
@AdamKinzinger I didn't watch - let me guess - you praised yourself the entire speech, then cried like a baby at the end?
1672
Does the double vaxxed, double boosted recession dummy still have COVID?
You know, the genius who said it was a “pandemic of the unvaccinated.”
1673
Are all fact-checkers liars - or are all liars just fact-checkers?
1674
The real question is - Will Smith is a horrible actor - how did he win an Oscar?
1675
When I become Twitter CEO ... I'm immediately changing the name to - Litter.
Tweets will be called Farts.
Retweets will be called Sharts.
DMs will be called Talking Shit.
Blocking will be called Bowel Blockage.
Muting will be called Silent But Deadly.
#CatturdForTwitterCEO
Chief Turd