1226
CBS headline 2028 ...
We have confirmed that @elonmusk TwitterGate story in 2022 is true.
1227
Me me me me me me me me me me twitter.com/townhallcom/st…
1228
Watching the Left blue checks crying crocodile tears over @elonmusk owning Twitter, while they have to pay Elon Musk $8 per month to keep their blue checks ... makes me happy.
1229
If Liz Cheney and Dr. Fauci had a baby - it would be Adam Kinzinger.
1230
BYE !!! SEE YOU NEVER !!! 😂😂😂 twitter.com/eltonofficial/…
1231
Good morning to everyone except gullible, brainwashed, government sheep.
1233
Breaking ... @mtgreenee has been reinstated on Twitter.
1236
Imagine voting to make it legal to have an abortion 5 minutes before the baby is born - nobody will ever tell me that isn’t pure evil. twitter.com/kylenabecker/s…
1237
All puppies are drinking from a bowl now. I feel my first good night sleep in a long time coming soon. 😊
1238
Good - bye bye creeps. twitter.com/EndWokeness/st…
1239
Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahhaaaa! Unhinged lunatic. twitter.com/bennyjohnson/s…
1240
Mother's Day is one day a year.
Imagine thinking I'm going to celebrate you 29 days longer than the woman who gave me birth - 😂
1241
Breaking ...
Elon Musk has just bought 9.2% of CNN+ stock for a pack of smokes.
1242
Hitler would be proud. twitter.com/CitizenFreePre…
1244
I’m having cocktails tonight, then I’m going to stop drinking the rest of the year.
I’m getting old, and between taking care of the Catturd ranch, podcasts, 7 pets, writing the Rabbitskin trilogy, running my business and 4 social media accounts - I’m exhausted. Wish me luck.
1245
Best line yet ... "Our daughter's sports are not a plan B for failed male athletes." twitter.com/approject/stat…
1246
Imagine that. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
1247
They’re fudging the numbers - big time.
1248
Who is #BlameGameBiden going to blame for his failures today?
Trend it.
1249
Daily reminder …
Boycott creepy Disney.
Chief Turd