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Breaking …
Jen Psaki has chosen to stop lying for the White House and start a new job lying for MSNBC.
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Why can't we get the truth of any story, ever?
528
If you or I did what Will Smith did - we'd already be arrested.
529
If eggs get any more expensive - I’m going to tar and feather myself, identify as a chicken, and try to hatch some eggs out my ass.
530
Who’s waiting for Donald Trump to come back to Twitter, just so they can see the first @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk back-and-forth. 🍿
531
Good morning to everyone except Democrat politicians who will fly to Ukraine but won't fly to our own southern border.
The Democrat party hates you.
532
@elonmusk Like it or not, it's happening - so you might as well win it.
533
I live in Florida - hurricanes are unpredictable until the last hours - imagine a million electric cars trying to flee, stuck on major hwys going north and running out of charge … thousands dead - months bringing gas powered generators to clear major highways. This is reality.
534
Remember …
If you don’t clap, cheer, get on your knees and worship this guy … you’re a Putin puppet.
535
See everyone later today. 3 full days now with no food. hungry lol. Should know today if what they’re doing is working and will clear the blockage or I’ll have to go into surgery.
I hate missing the Elon Musk week on Twitter. Give’m hell for me. 😂
536
Why are so many food factories suddenly burning down?
537
Are banned accounts on Twitter getting reinstated now?
538
It gets cold in the winter and hot in the summer.
Don’t tell a liberal this - it scares the shit out of them.
539
Breaking ...
Cassidy Hutchinson to testy that Trump stole an alien aircraft from Area 51 and took it for a spin around Uranus.
Update ... 99.9% of Democrat voters say they believe her.
540
Joe Biden hasn’t told the truth one time in 50 years.
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I'm having a rough day ...
I have 4 dogs and suddenly I can't tell which is male or female ... I'm not a biologist.
543
@elonmusk The far left wants everyone to be as miserable, bitter, and hateful as they are.
544
I don’t wanna hear a damn thing from the “Me Too” movement until they address the sick AF images on Hunter’s laptop.
547
I miss Meatloaf
I miss Tom Petty
I miss Ronnie Van Zant
I miss Jimi Hendrix.
I miss Bob Marley.
I miss Charlie Daniels.
I miss Johnny Cash.
I miss The Notorious B.I.G.
I’m miss Kurt Cobain
I miss Marvin Gaye.
I miss the Temptations.
I just miss real music from the heart. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
548
Reminder …
You paid taxes to pay the FBI’s budget - they took that money and paid millions to Twitter employees to suppress your speech - just because you oppose the Democrat party.
The political FBI is so corrupt and rotten to the core, they’re beyond repair.
549
Every Biden voter is responsible for what's happening in Ukraine.
Every Biden voter is responsible for our border invasion.
Every Biden voter is responsible for soaring gas prices.
Every Biden voter is responsible for runaway inflation.
This historical disaster is on you.
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Good morning to everyone - why hasn’t the leaker been caught and identified?
Chief Turd