Zaloran(@Zaloran)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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🗨️ "Captain, we are about to enter hyperspace. Please, grab onto a nearby massive object to avoid turbulence."
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🗨️ "Welcome to the Wellness Center... I hope you are ready for our intense personalized treatment..."
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🗨️ "Sir, you have been very naughty, so I fear I must punish you."
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The thoughtful boyfriend.
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🗨️ "Mark... I confused the sugar with a jar of extremely powerful horse pheromones... Have you had your coffee already?"
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🗨️ "Finally I find you... You must return to your lodgings immediately, or you will face punishment."
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🗨️ "I have been sent to your planet to create a hybrid... Does this form please you, Earthling?"
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🗨️ "Sir, it is time for your weekly massage, please take off your pants."
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🗨️ "Perfect, now lay down on the bed and close your eyes." You asked for it and here it is, the uncropped version of yesterday's post. Open the image to admire it in all its glory.
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🗨️ "Welcome to my family's mansion, Mr. Smith. You will be the new butler. I am sure you will enjoy your stay here... immensely."
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🗨️ "Your training is about to begin. Are you ready to start your journey to become a martial arts master?"
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🗨️ "The Explorers Guild welcomes you! Are you ready for the great adventures that await you?"
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🗨️ "Mr. Smith, I am about to start my yoga session. Would you like to join me? I need someone to help me with the stretching."
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🗨️ "Master, I finally find you. Your generals are waiting for you at the palace. Put on your pants immediately and come with me!"
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🗨️ "I don't know why, but I can't pull down the sweater. Can you give me a hand?"
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🗨️ "Today is the happiest day of my life!" #stablediffusion #WaifuDiffusion #Oppai #AIart #aiartcommunity
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🗨️ "I could really use a hug. Come here! But don't let my boyfriend know!"
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🗨️ "Oh, Grand Master Larson, what brings you to my humble laboratory?"
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🗨️ "Let's go explore the depths of the cave! Ready to take the plunge and discover what lies beneath the surface!"
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🗨️ "Happy Birthday, honey! This day is to be enjoyed! And don't forget the cake!"
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🗨️ "I've noticed you haven't been able to take your eyes off me - was there something you wanted to say?"
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🗨️ "Here I am, Archbishop Volker. Did you summon me?"
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👁‍🗨 Booba Lisa, by Boobardo da Boobinci.
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🗨️ "It looks like we're lost in this forest... Night will soon be here. Don't be scared, nothing bad will happen."
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🗨️ "The time machine is ready, comrade. Just be very careful not to cause a temporal paradox."