1501
If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now
1502
i already picked out my baby names so whoever i have kids by just gone have to stfu
1505
Texting so boring can we start fuckin already 😭
1506
Remember if he ain’t texting you “Good Morning Beautiful”. Lmk, cus I be up EARLY
1507
She was never yours, it was just ur turn. Keep ya head up king
1508
I used to do nasty shit like having sex but i'm a virgin now , i've changed.❤️
1509
I MIGHT work on my toxicity this year
We’ll see.
1510
She stopped replying now ima stop breathing
1511
Girls think a baby gon change a man. Now her and the baby crying 😭
1513
Just admit it guys, y'all ain't drinking for fun anymore. Y'all have problems.
1514
If I didn’t text you merry Christmas or happy New Years, I still fuck with you, I was just lazy
1515
Fuck new years we gettin turnt for betty white tonight
1516
Happy new year eve to all the girls without boyfriends
1517
Yall say the dumbest shit during sex... "fuck me" tf it look like I'm doing????
1518
“New year new me”
Nah you still gon be the same hoe
1519
Dont cheat then come home acting sleepy get tf up you got anotha Dick to suck
1520
I check my girl phone everyday to make sure she not talking to Pete Davidson
1521
You gotta catch a girl red handed or she taking dat lie to da grave
1522
If she tell u he just a friend, he the one lowkey gettin it in
1524
Her: Its just a rt babe
The rt: "dating an ugly guy isn't easy"
1525
If she break up with you, move across the street from her.
-Kanye West 
