1401
Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day, I hate Scorpios
1402
Good morning to all the girls without boyfriends
1403
If you my girl, I’ll never post you ❤️
1404
Hearing “don’t start” give me a thrill, make me wanna start some shit
1405
Just texted my ex I love you then blocked her bc God said confuse the enemy
1406
Screenshots do lie bc I was lying when I texted you that shit
1407
she always talkin about zodiacs, like shorty i’m just tryna clapricorn yo cheeks
1409
May she never find happiness, unless it’s with me..
Amen 🙏🏽
1410
Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny
1411
idc if we started talkin 10 min ago bitch I love you
1412
Y’all ever ride with someone and wonder how the fuck they got they license
1413
Bitches be cheating with unemployed mfs talkin bout “he actually had time for me” I bet tf he did 😂🤦🏽♂️
1414
Fuck comparing hand sizes lemme compare my hands to yo titties
1415
Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like…… yo was that light even green 😭😭😭
1416
She tweeted “I miss him” & all 7 of us felt special
1417
I’d rather lose you than the argument ❤️
1418
mfs be unemployed getting girls pregnant.. how tf yo sperm work & you don’t
1420
Girls be like “look me in my eyes” like that’s gone stop me from lying
1421
Most the time I know I’m wrong, I just like to argue
1422
my soulmate probably went thru my Twitter and said nvm
1423
Don’t take my tweets serious, take them as a joke like your ex did to you
1424
Ladies if you want flowers on Feb 14th just
die on Feb 13th
1425
i only dated 2 people in my whole life, y’all mfs be dating anybody
