1351
All this Putin talk got me wishing I would’ve putin more effort.. you ain’t gotta respond, hope all is well.
1352
“I hate you”
me: I understand wyd tonight?
1353
mfs will inbox your girl and still try to dap you up
1354
Maybe she’s just been asleep for 72 hrs
1355
Maybe her best friend will treat me better
1356
Dating nowadays is basically hanging out with someone until they leave you and go back to their ex
1357
Once I like you, I’m obsessed and allergic to other bitches
1359
Good morning to girls with long hair, the rest of you Dora Exploras find a map
1360
You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them.
1361
Lying for no reason as an adult is some weirdo shit
1363
I'm not arguing with a girl with good pussy. Whatever you say beautiful
1364
I been matching energy and now nobody like me anymore
1365
She think Kanye acting crazy, just wait til she see me
1366
Idgaf about what ppl think about me, why tf you thinking bout me for anyways
1367
"will you ever leave me if things get hard?"
me: i might
1368
From fuckin raw to “blocked account”.
A true love story.
1369
Y’all be protecting y’all tweets but be having unprotected sex 🤦🏽♂️
1371
Y’all be getting pregnant quick smh, the baby be older than the relationship 😭
1372
If I ever lose my Bitch im acting just like kanye
1373
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the girls without boyfriends
1374
So nobody got a Valentine WHO tf was y'all wearing matching pj’s with on Xmas
1375
Someone is going to fuck your crush tomorrow 💔
