1576
bitches be in relationships but single on social media
1577
Girls be cute till they pull that vape out nvm you a crackhead like the rest
1578
Why females always think we tryna fuck bitch I heard u can cook
1579
bitches get a boyfriend and stop posting ass, be strong don’t let him control you
1580
Why unsaved numbers be having the most attitude, like chill whatever your name is
1581
Damn not jerry springer 💔 I’m gone cheat today in honor of you 🙏🏽🕊️
1582
Why ain’t y’all tweeting little miss been passed around or little miss 20+ bodies 😒🤔
1584
Stop letting bitches with no dad tell you what a real man is!
1585
Her: we done
Me: 911 I would like to report a Unlicensed Lash tech
1586
Don’t say “all men are trash” then call yo son a “king.” Lil mf garbage too. 🤝🏼
1588
ima sucker for deep talks... i wanna know what made you a lying ass hoe
1589
How come dudes don’t go through girls phones?
1590
Cuddling all night is some fairytale shit, u got 1 min before I get hot
1591
“i got a new crystal today”
alright Thanos
1592
These hoes can drink & smoke like their dad but can’t cook & clean like they mom 😭
1593
Once I like u, we supposed to sleep together every night
1594
Good morning to all the girls with short foreheads the rest of you jimmy neutron bitches go invent some gadgets
1595
once i start likin you fr i gotta sabotage us im sorry idk
1597
Fuck the talking stage . You coming over everyday or what 🥴
1598
Girls be like “he just a friend 🥺” then go fuck him when y’all stop talking
1599
how ima act my age and I never been this age before
1600
Must be December 34 the way these bitches still on the same shit
