1501
bitches always start fake cleaning at a party to prove they wifey material
1502
I ain’t begging NOBODY to act right. Summer right down the street
1503
girls link with each other for the dumbest shit! “Girl come w me to the gas station”
1504
Bitches know everything til you ask who’s him?
1505
maybe my soulmate died idk
1506
Anybody need a bunny for easter i know a hoe that hops around
1507
Sometimes u jus gotta be like “it was fun while it lasted” & move on to the next one
1508
“you don’t know my story” bitch I watched it on Snapchat wym
1509
She just having a little sex bro, she gonna text you back don’t worry
1510
She texted you “goodnight” & texted another mf “come pick me up” stay woke king 🙏🏽
1511
If we talk you not single, I am tho
1512
If u don't make yourself laugh u not funny fr
1513
Bitches know everything til you ask “who’s him”
1514
They’re = they are
It’s = it is
She’s = talking to other guys
1515
bitches be cheating w unemployed dudes talkin bout “he had time for me” I bet TF he did
1516
Girls with tiny titties always be having attitude like tf you got everything off yo chest already 😭
1517
My mom always texts me “donde andas” but never “como andas” 😔
1518
Fresh outta church ready to FUCK
1519
“I faked every orgasm”
Bitch I faked the whole relationship idc thanks for the sex
1520
''You can come if you want'' is the most disrespectful invitation ever 💀
1521
When they block you, then unblock... then block again, lmao calm down blockbuster
1522
I always be like “it’s cool” whole time I’m bout to cut you off
1523
Everyone: "she’s a hoè"
Me in her dms: so i heard some good things about you
1524
I think my soulmate dead
1525
Blocking my number knowing I have your address is crazy af to me