1351
Your ex and you didn’t work cause your meant for me lmao hi baby
1353
Saying “NUT IN ME” Knowing you don’t want a baby is crazy bc I will
1354
Please stop announcing you're free for Valentine’s Day. We've seen it, and we don't want you
1355
Bitches check on 3 dudes pages daily. the ex, her boyfriend, & the next victim 😭
1356
I’m not like the rest, you’ll always miss me once I’m gone
1357
Girls be like “ima change your life” & straight ruin it
1358
Worst thing you can do is be in a relationship rn.. everybody cheating
1359
If you having a bad day don't take it out on me cause I'll make it a TERRIBLE day
1360
Being single cool but I miss getting yelled at for tweeting stupid shit
1361
She so fine I done hearted her boyfriends story when he posted her 😭
1362
Ion care about having hoes no more, I suck at replying & y'all are boring anyways
1363
Side bitches be catching feelings, how unprofessional..
1364
She told me she was going to sleep at 10pm on a Friday night, what that mean?
1365
Don’t let that $7 sundress cost you $70,000 in child support this summer
1366
Let me suck the depression out yo titties
1367
She talking bout "i can’t text rn i'm at work"
Bitch you want that job or me
1368
I’m whatever zodiac sign that’s gon get my dick sucked
1369
Girls love putting “😩” after a lie
"| just got home 😩”
"I just woke up 😩"
"I only fwy 😩"
" love you 😩”
1370
Bitches will text you I miss you while being out with another mf
1371
Sometimes you just gotta act like people never happened. Who???
1372
girls be shy but hit curbs w confidence
1373
ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny
1374
I don’t fight my demons, they the homies
1375
You can fuck your whole life up jus by hanging around mfs with no goals or ambition
